foothive2:

Oh my God I forgot! Frogs jump on lilypads!

m86:

xtec:

m86:

yall, living in current time: *compares yourself to anime characters or some other dumb shit*
me, living in 2060: you see this rock? it is me

gemsona

fuck you. fuck you fuck you. fuck y

sarlisart:

i adopted a kitty

tiniestmagneto:

talking to a friend about their new oc like

indeathswake:

I REALLY HATE when I’m talking about my desire for romantic love and someone says, “well love yourself.” Like shut the fuck up. Self love and romantic love do not replace each other. They do not fill the same void. And just because I wish there was someone in my life that made me feel special, doesn’t mean I don’t think I’M special. Fuck your projections. Regardless of HOW MUCH you love yourself, it doesn’t replace the energy, strength, commitment, and love that can come from another. As a general note, my feelings aren’t up for debate. I just wanted to vent.

institute-for-thermal-research:

I’m real? I’m gotdamn alive?

worstmilk:

this has been done before but idc

s-video:

mutuals click on any object in my room and i’ll tell you all about it

realaxolotl:

hexglyphs:

oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,

peter parker said this in civilian clothing